Alpha so2

A kid who thinks he has gamesens but his brain is full of shits

alpha so2 don't know how to play

by Cyberg so2 November 11, 2020

Alpha Admin

Alpha Admin is the god of internet administrators.

Admins: Hail Alpha Admin!

by B33R Train January 16, 2010

Alpha

4 fingers up if you are Alpha

4 fingers up if you are Alpha

by Dalpha June 22, 2022

Alpha Sigma Phi

a frat with weird alcoholics who like to hug instead of kiss

My Alpha Sigma Phi brother gave me the best hug the other day

by stickyfratboy42069 February 14, 2025

Alpha Menorah JavaScript

The perfect frat made by CEO of virginity, Scott Wozniak, where everyone enjoys Greece, Judaism, and coding.

Guy 1: “What do I do if I want to have 40 acres of Sex in Alpha Menorah JavaScript?”
Scott:”Don’t worry, there’s condoms under the trophies.”

by Durgthelegend March 27, 2023

Reddit alpha male

An only child that lays in his bunk bed, while digesting his own shit.

Colin is a Reddit alpha male.

by Croissant fart June 8, 2021

Alpha Schlimblo

Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.

Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.

by Mr. Shog December 10, 2023