Holy Mother Mackerel

Feeling Surprised, Joyed, Amazed.

"HOLY MOTHER MACKEREL IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!"

by institutional March 16, 2017

My Mother Fucker

Nickname for "Dad"/"Father", since he is the fucker of our mother.

Kid: What's up My Mother Fucker?!
Dad: What?! Get your ass to your room!

Kid: I heard My Mother Fucker fucking my mother last night.
Friend: Your Mother Fucker is one lucky bastard. Your mom is such a MILF

by MILF_FUCKER May 30, 2017

Mother Of All Omelettes

A phrase used by Senator Steven Armstrong in the video game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. This phrase is used when referring to a large event or project, generally one of great importance, or one which is generally top of the line or extravagant in nature.

Dad: This project is the Mother Of All Omelettes Jake, this is gonna be a beautiful shed!
Jake: That's the thing Senator Armstrong said!

by anonymous May 17, 2022

Mother of Dragons

When you're mounting from behind, you scoop a large dollop of Mulan Sauce on your finger, giving them a Dirty Sanchez whilst inserting the remainder of the dollop in their mouth and/or nasal cavity. You then proceed to Donkey Punch them, while thrusting from behind, giving a dragon roar and flapping your arms as wings, as they spit it all out and try to buck you off.

"She said she was more interested in dinner than sex, so I made her the Mother of Dragons."

by myco2012 August 9, 2017

The Mother of all omelettes

when a senator makes an omelette

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK. CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG

by Bulldozer Gaming March 25, 2022

[your mothers an astronaut]

'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."

~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"

by pablo mastroeni December 20, 2008

suck your mother

the word a jamaican uses when they really want to offend you or *diss! you

boy go suck your mother u dirty fucker

by that one jamaican May 3, 2018