myco2012's definitions

Mother of Dragons

When you're mounting from behind, you scoop a large dollop of Mulan Sauce on your finger, giving them a Dirty Sanchez whilst inserting the remainder of the dollop in their mouth and/or nasal cavity. You then proceed to Donkey Punch them, while thrusting from behind, giving a dragon roar and flapping your arms as wings, as they spit it all out and try to buck you off.

"She said she was more interested in dinner than sex, so I made her the Mother of Dragons."

by myco2012 August 9, 2017

Tweird

Tired, Wired and Weird. Usually a state of being after a significant period of partying.

We are going to be hella tweird after this weekend.

by myco2012 October 8, 2011