Tea time 

An hour usual between 18:00 and 19:00 where british people sitdown infront of the telly with a cuppa and listen to the queens summary of recent events.
All businesses close down for the hour as staff drink tea and sociallize with colleagues

mum: "Son can you pop to the shops for my prescription"
son:"no you stupid bitch its almost tea time"

Tea time by DragonSlayer38 December 3, 2019

tea time 

A time for girls to talk about people and stir up drama. They say these things because they want to feel as if they are better then others and to feel accepted.

At school girls will spill the tea at lunch. They will have “tea time”

tea time by emilyhayes6782 December 30, 2019

Tea at home 

Having big fat cocks at your house, ready for you to suck at any time

Oh I live with roommates, trust me, we have plenty of tea at home

Tea at home by Pokasome June 5, 2020

tea ja vu 

The feeling that you have an unfinished hot beverage getting cold somewhere, despite the fact that you have already finished it.

I have just found my empty cup, I thought I hadn't finished it, I had tea ja vu.

tea ja vu by The Muesli Camel June 9, 2020

Tea Cosied

Female victory humilation:

The celebratory act performed on a unconscience victim by squatting repeatable until the vagina touches the face. Female equivalent to teabagging.

"You have been tea cosied bitch!"

Tea Cosied by obvk July 13, 2020

Tea in pp 

I'm sorry if you seen this, I'm sorry if you had to imagine that, I'm sorry.

I know it's disgusting as hell, but someone is gonna/will do that kind of stuff and you know it.

Paulin: it's a horrible night
Caresy: what do you mean
Paulin: it's... I wish I could forget about it, in that small alley, that man, that... monster, it haunts me!

Caresy: what happened?

Paulin: I just...I just watched a man putting a tea in pp
Caresy: ...

Paulin: ...

Caresy: do you have it?

Paulin: beside the washing machine
Caresy: thanks.

Tea in pp by Proxley the serwofun caretaker September 5, 2020

Tea Master 

This is an investigative journalist or a blogger that receives dirty and damaging secrets mostly about celebrities and exposes them to the general public mostly via social media.

The Tea master just released screenshots on the Dj Mo cheating scandal.

Tea Master by dm1g31 October 7, 2020