sperm-off

When two guys engage in double vaginal with the goal of knocking up the girl. Winner is the guy that winds up knocking her up with the loser having to suck him off.

Jessica: I'm still a little sore from that sperm-off last night
Kate: Which guy do you think will win?
Jessica: Well I would love to have Steve's baby in me, but it would also be so hot to watch him suck off Mike.

by IshtarsSon July 23, 2023

e-sperm

Eletronic Sperm, used mainly in mIRC, or in Chat Rooms.

Males don't start to produce E-Sperm until they are 14.

by Reaperboy March 28, 2009

Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind

When you almost get caught jacking off.

Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.

by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015

superman that ho

When 2 people have sex and the man pulls his dick out of her pussy and cums on her back. Then she falls asleep and the sheets stick to her back so i the morning she ends up having a cape.

i'm gonna superman that ho

by wisnaxacsd May 19, 2008

Sperm Poisoning

The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.

The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.

by Gameace12 September 8, 2008

superman

someone who is good at everything

you are like fucking superman

by sinan. August 17, 2005

supermodel

A victim of society just like everyone else. Many suffer from eating disorders and some even die from them. It sickens me to see such comments as the ones above about eating disorders from people who know nothing about them.

Just a few weeks ago a model died on the runway from malnutrition. People die from this everyday, and its not something thats funny or that you can make fun of. Supermodels are real people with real problems. Just like everyone else.

by people die from this September 14, 2008