Not much, just steve

A way to say you're just chillin.

Freddy: Ayy sup fool?!

Andrew: Not much, just steve.

Freddy: Daaamn son did you just go smoke a J with Jonny and Chris because you're calm as fuck bro.

by H. Plums December 13, 2010

A Steve Job Pro

Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.

Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"

by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019

the Steve Vai effect

'The Steve Vai Effect' is when you make your guitar sound like both a motorcycle and a harmonica at the same time.

Dude, I can use the Steve Vai effect

by ssj4majuub June 6, 2010

Steve Meme

A Steve Meme is a meme that is watered down so much to the point that Steve has found it and considers it funny but its not funny STEVE.

Ugh, a sSteve Meme.

by Coffee to help me sleep April 9, 2019

Steve Robert Irwin

He was a legend in pwning crocodiles. He unfortunatly died Sep 4/06 by some fukin stingray, damn that fish.

hey look Steve Robert Irwin caught a crocodile!

by Bubba_The_Retard October 10, 2006

Scouse steve

A male Stalker regulary found hiding in the bushes out side 59parkgate road trying to sneek a peek at his loved one. he likes to show people his bleeding crusty ring! lovely! he works at brannigans and regulary performs the YMCA dance with his queer collegue "BABE"! supports the one and only Liverpool FC in his never ending search for glory! has an obsession with abi shitmus!

I saw a german porno the other day and i spied this hairy ring - piece, it was sooooo like the scouse steve - he is warm.

by an individual in society! December 11, 2004

Steve from minecraft

Tiny dick fella with thicc blocky bitches on his sides while he throws his tiny throbbing dick on a wet zombie while a creeper licks up the cum but always remember no homo 👌👣

Daddy needs steve from minecraft

by Steve the sause god April 16, 2019