Spider Mole

When someone has a mole on their body and it has so many hairs, that slightly curl, growing out of it that it looks like a spider.

Jim: Dude, did you see Bob's spider mole?!

George: Ya man! It looked like it was gonna pop off and crawl all over him

Jim: Ya it's pretty nasty

by wildboy 500 August 28, 2010

Sideswiper

Applicable to a friend/acquaintance hitting on your girlfriend behind your back.

I was sent overseas by the army then I found out this guy is sideswiping my girl back home. What a sideswiper!

by chuggchuggriff August 3, 2011

sideshit

A sideshit is when you take a massive dump which somehow slopes down on the right or left inner side of the toiletbowl and not in the middle as usual.

"Dude, I took such a sideshit last night! Even after flushing several times there are still shitstains."

by patgol March 12, 2012

Spider

Spawned from satan's butthole, a close in counter with these creatures are sure to put you into shock for 1 or more hours.

Hey Timmy I saw a house that spontaneously caught on fire in this area do you know who's house it was?

Yeah it was mine

Jesus I'm so sorry man

Don't be I found a nest of spiders in my bedroom and had to take the neccisary steps to cleanse my house.

Ahh ic I jet u man

by Natasha2790 November 22, 2016

spider tank

a tank that is also spiderman. so a stealthy tank

Man that boy Ezra sure is a spider tank

by MJ<3spidertank September 27, 2017

Sideship

A romantic relationship with someone other than your partner or spouse at the same time

My relationship with Sean started as a sideship when I was still with Daniel

by Bruiser121 March 3, 2019

Sidestepping

When a beautiful female ignores all the calls and texts she gets, she isn’t depressed just doesn’t give a fuck!

“Every time I hit her up she sidesteps me”
“Bro, she’s sidestepping”

by Squid dwarf July 5, 2019