smiegel

originates from the name Jeff Smiegel.
1. n. (-ism) a humorous word or phrase quickly made up to describe a recent event.
2. v. to ask one to a peppering of inappropriate questions at an inappropriate time, later resulting in an akward silence leaving a feeling of regret for opening your mouth (optional).

1. guy #1: hey, dude, he just stole my wave!
guy #2: i know, bro! he totally schraalped you!
guy #1: ?????
guy #2: it's the sound your board makes in the water when
someone quickly whips around to steal your wave.
guy #1: ohhh...kayyy...
guy #3: bro, that's such a smiegelism!

2. guy #1: hey, man. i'm dave.
guy #2: hey! where do you work and how much do you
make?
guy #1: um excuse me?
guy #2: aww, crap! sorry, i totally smiegeled you!
guy #1: ha ha... alrightythen...

by smeigelism August 20, 2008

mc sikes

not a good girl

by ~*~*~*~ May 23, 2003

candle smile

When you bust a nut into a unknowing victims drink, once the drink has been drunk it will leave I white moustache on the upper lip. Causing the victim to have candle smile and a salty surprise.

Friend 1: yo you hear about Stephanie

Friend 2: no what happened?
Friend 1: Frank gave her a candle smile
Friend 2: ohhh the dirty bitch

by howbaoudahbitch June 1, 2017

vertical smile

1. an ass crack
2. too moon someone

While Rich was driving I gave her a look from my vertical smile.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Dolmio Smile

When a Male or Female "licks out" or gives oral sex to a Female while she has her period or menstrual cycle. This results in a red sauce-like liquid around their mouth. Because Dolmio is a red sauce, the term "Dolmio Smile" is used.

Carol: I enjoyed you licking me out last night.
Paul: It may have been good for you, but I got a Dolmio Smile from it!

by dolmiosmile February 18, 2009

sike

1) sike is another word for "awesome!" or "sik/sick"

bob: omg, this computer game is sike!
paul: what does sike mean??
bob: awesome!
paul: thanks.
bob: no problem.

by zerbino June 20, 2006

Smile Please

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Click Forum

"Smile Please is amazing, go there NOW"

by Future Bog October 10, 2003