Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.

Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Small Take Kai

A Small Take Kai is a saying common among people who come from Reading, United Kingdom. It's used to describe someone who only takes a small portion despite there being an abundance of something.

Person 1: "Why did Josh only take two."

Person 2: "Yeah he's a real Small Take Kai."

by Hector_salamam October 30, 2023

Small Milk Phase

The phase in a woman’s life (usually in there 20s) when they live by themselves and only have to pay for their own expenses. This is a time where women do what they want with little to no obligations, except maybe their job. It’s called the small milk phase because this is when a woman only has to buy their own food. Therefore they opt for the small containers of milk (like a quart) instead of a gallon.

I heard Tiffany’s term in the peace corps ended now she’s off to Soho for her small milk phase

by JJCostel May 2, 2020

Small sloth

A pretty girl who is small in size and understands things very slowly.

Tyrone: Yo you still talking to phoebe?
Jean: Yeah man but she's such a small sloth

by Kl0rine February 13, 2021

fat guy in a comically small truck

Exactly what the name is. A fat-ass I'm a tiny truck

911 what is your emergency?

Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!

Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.

by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 30, 2023

Mortali rizzler ohio poopoo panties biggy smalls fanum taxer

An abomination of some sorts. This adjective is only used to describe men who have the best skibidi rizz in terms of ohio, fanum tax, and mewing. Also known as “gyat”

DANG BRO YOU GOT THAT MORTALI RIZZLER OHIO POOPOO PANTIES BIGGY SMALLS FANUM TAXER

by Sydney Mortali February 6, 2024

Small Tits

Anything below a C-cup (and some c-cups) are small tits

"I don't have small tits, I wear a 34B!"

"Tiny tits says what?"

"What?"

"I'm a B cup now so they're average"

I know you can still fit in ur training bras girl....

by Embarrassedonlive February 12, 2025