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When you drink more than eight pints on a 'school night' and have to go to work the next day whilst still drunk. You feel awful but have to get your game face on, wash off the smell of booze and act professional in the workplace.
"Aw man, I'm so sluppedy - I almost vomited in the photocopier"
sluppedy by wantontom October 2, 2018

slippery shingle 

When you have a star switch that won’t cooperate you give it a slippery shingle which is the star equivalent of a wedgie.
This star switch is such a jerk I’m totally giving it a slippery shingle.

slippery ham 

When you try to poop in the toilet but miss
I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham
slippery ham by Cotlno January 4, 2019

slippery 

something that's wet and dripply smooth surface move quickly across it
his weenis was very slippery yesterday
slippery by gibbythegreat February 21, 2019

Slippery Volcanoe 

Fingering a gold while she takes a poop
I gave my girlfriend a slippery volcanoe while at the cabins in the woods.
Slippery Volcanoe by banditboy1 March 29, 2019

slippery meat 

What you call a penis when, during sexual intercourse, the penis slips out of the vagina on the pull-back and it hits and enters the anus on re-entry.
*Girl screams in pain* "Ah shit! I didn't mean to put it in your ass, I just got some slippery meat."
slippery meat by uSathane April 13, 2019