shasm

When a man jacks off while taking a shit.
"Shit" + "Orgasm" = "Shasm"

Fred is so disgusting; last night he shasmed in my bathroom. (Used as a verb.)

by Mad Madame Mim December 24, 2007

Slam-Hammed

Completely, utterly and without remourse so drunk that the next day you wake up and don't even recognize your own house.

After the ten hours at the bar and 20 shots I was completely slam-hammed.

by Ben Filippini May 24, 2003

slam dunk

an alternative to teabagging, the act of touching ones testicles to another's face

Alex is going for the sexy slam dunk. What if the shot clock runs out?

by the Chillburger April 6, 2009

slam sauce

When a prostitute deficates on your chest while giving you fellatio.

I had a great time Saturday night but I had to pay extra for the slam sauce

by fibromyalgia pizza March 27, 2020

Camel Slam

A well aimed slam into an offensive camel toe.

Dude 1: "Dude, I'm blinded by that toe, give it the camel slam!"
Dude 2: "Yeah... We'll teach her a lesson..."
::Camel Slam::
Dude 1: "Well... I guess she'll think twice before swingin THAT around again"

by Bokatra December 25, 2007

Slam Dunk

On 20/20 w/ barbara walters there was a segment in which it depicted rest-home staff who would pick-up geriactric patients and roughly throw or "slam-dunk" them onto their beds. the "game" had an actual point system to it and ways for fellow co-workers to compete and score points as if it was an actual basketball game.

Hey Vinnie, check this out, I'ma slam dunk this old hag!!
BAHW!!

by phuzz September 28, 2006

Slam

Used as a verb, any verb

" Slam me that pen off the counter"
"Welcome to Burger King, may I slam your order?"

by Saber Taber March 28, 2003