Skeet skunteet

When you cum or ejaculate but flys sideways
East and west

Edward skeet skunteeted on my wall.

by night sciccet December 1, 2020

skeet-police

A friend that comes to your place unannounced and screws your chances to bust a nut on a chick.

You come around when one of your chode friends are fuckin a chick. You screw up the mood and end all the sex before your little chode buddy can bust a nut all over his girl. Therefore, you're now considered, "the skeet-police."

by your little spermite January 21, 2010

mongolian skeet shooter

penis

no problem the good old mongolian skeet shooter cant solve!

by whough March 10, 2022

skeet

A post on the bluesky social network.

"One second, I gotta skeet my hog, it's Friday."
"Bro, why are you telling me you're gonna J.O.? The fuck?"
"Nah man, I'm posting a skeet on Bluesky."

by Who is this nobody? August 8, 2023

no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 7, 2011

skeet skeet im a squirl

a catch phrase that Ben can only say best friends are chase or chase go brrrrr, and the Caleb or the Cabel man

Chase the idiot said I go brrrrr so Ben said skeet skeet im a squirl.

by skeet skeet skeeter November 20, 2020

Skeets Flipping

Doing a combination of acid, shrooms, and molly without originally intending on being high on all 3 at once

“Bro I’m absolutely fried, I spent last night skeets flipping at that party last night I ain’t doing shit today”

by JimmyNeturon September 1, 2023