Simp sauce

The unholy nectar of one who can be defined as a simp. They gulp this unholy sauce as they desert The Boys and converse with their female despite short relation.

Person 1: Aye hop on COD lets run some S and D.
Person 2: Cant right now I gotta help my father with the wood outside.
Person 1: Its 1 in the morning. You playin, go drink your simp sauce while to FaceTime your girl instead of playing with the boys on a Saturday night.

by DillDog693 January 19, 2020

simp pool

Simp pools are heal pools, but for simps

BadBoyHalo always buys a simp pool with his diamonds

by GodzillaDaGamer June 3, 2020

No Simp September

The month of September where you can’t simp for the whole month before cuffing season.

Kyle bought a car and house for Alyssa, so she gave him just a pat on the back for his reward during No Simp September.

by The Wae September 2, 2020

gay simp

A gay man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under an man in hopes of winning them over, without the man bringing anything to the table.

you are a gay simp

by thecheetoman March 15, 2020

Enmu simp

you simp for enmu

Dude I'm an enmu simp
You must be mentally ill

by melaniemartinezsupremacy July 1, 2021

JM Simp

The JM Simp is a sub-species of mother fucker, as he is a major simp, and the opposite of an anime protagonist chad. He thinks that he pulls, but the only time that a girl has interacted with him was giving him a baked muffin in the kitchen (where women belong).

Did you hear? That JM Simp was found outside of Camberwell High School accepting a baked muffin from a stupid woman!

by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer August 18, 2022

unsuccessful simping

To simp as hard as possible and still not "secure the bag".

He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.

by TheCouncilButArabic December 23, 2020