simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you

Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!

by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021

Simosihle

Simosihle is probably the nicest person ever. She charms people with her heart of gold. Apart from her never ending beauty, she is precious inside out.

"You met her?"
"Bro, Simosihle's gorgeous! "

by Simosihle November 22, 2021

Šimon

It's like Simon but better in every way.
Šimon is someone who everyone calls Simon until they are corrected.
They tend to be more confident than Simons but less caring.

-This was written by a Šimon not a Simon.
-I can't believe Šimon is a real name.
-Wow Šimon is such a dick, but I like him.

by simblu November 22, 2021

Simone Bredariol

God.

-Oh,you won't believe me but I've met Simone Bredariol!
-You mean God right?

by Memeboy :) November 23, 2021

simonah

Simonah or Simona is a name given to the female of the Human species. Persons bestowed / christened with this name often imbibe the personality traits associated with this name. These traits include:

(a) Dirty mind: Their minds are dirty af. They will find a lewd meaning or interpret a harmless sentence as lewd, especially in a group chat.

(b) Spontaneous Combustion: They may spontaneously combust with their sudden anger.

(c) Thirst: They are very thirsty people, infact, there is a beer named "Thirsty Simona".

(d) Forgetful: They forget important facts you told them 20 minutes back.

Omg, Jessica has a dirty mind! She turns into a Simonah each time we speak.

by Bhalumahesh November 23, 2021

Simoniuse

A girl who is really smart. She loves her friends. Is really fun to be around. She’s that girl who will take all of the adventures that she can lay her hands on. Usually she can be found surfing, kiting, skiing or having a romantic experience.

Oh look, that girl on the snowboard that’s my summer love - Simoniuse.

by strawberry_D November 23, 2021

Simon Goh

Simon is a very handsome man,he is charming and sweet.He may looks fierce or quiet all the time.But he will be there whenever anyone that is close to him needed help.

Hi its simon goh!instant report from wahkee!

by Rae lil black November 23, 2021