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Musket Shot

A fart when one's ass-crack is packed with a white powder, such as baking soda, baby powder, cornstarch, etc. The fart produces an effect that is visually similar to that of firing a musket.
Neil had bad gas, so he packed his ass-crack full of baby powder and unloaded a musket shot on Hansel's face.
by Cristobal Carbonero December 3, 2007
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slap shot

When recieving head, you pull out before you bust and slap the bitch across the face with your hard cock then blow a load in her face.
So I was getting dome and then I gave her the slap shot to finish off.
by C Ster March 9, 2008
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Dick Shot

A shot of alcohol taken off of a dick. Since it is difficult to balance anything on the penis itself, the easiest way to perform a dick shot is to simply have the male pour liquor onto the penis and have the female or females present suck it off.
"Whoa, Last night was insane. I took dick shots off Rob's sweet cock."
by Ho9 October 20, 2009
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hot shot

"that hot shot wasn't stopping for no coal train"
by Beau Coulon January 14, 2008
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Soul Shot

something said that is so brutal that it hurts, possibly even kills, a part of your soul. An insult that is just way over the line.
Harris is well know for his soul shots.

The diabolical supervillian, Black Diaper, inherits a car due to the passing of his grandfather, god rest his soul. Harris sits in the car and says "It smells like dead grandfather in here."

That is a soul shot.

The Diaper is working hard to get his life in order. He moves to back to his home state, gets a job and is making it on his own for the first time. Times are tough but he's making it happen. He mentions he's getting promoted to "CSR" and Harris says "CSR? What is that? COCK SUCKING RETARD?"

Another Soul shot.

The Man has no regard for human life. He is a legend
by Parth S Patel March 19, 2011
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ABC Shot

An ABC shot is commonly the thing you take when you are too drunk to think safely. It consists of a deadly combination of Absinthe, Bacardi 151 and Chartreuse.

Absinthe ‘the green fairy’ is one of the highest strength spirits around, Bacardi 151 is flammable and Chartreuse invented the colour.

It is last thing you remember doing.

Basically take this to get slizzard.
I'm gonna get slizzard tonight, on ABC shots.

Guy wakes up cling wrapped to a statue. "Shouldn't of taken an ABC shot..."

Guy 1: Man I woke up next my sister.
Guy 2: That doesn't sound too bad.
Guy 1: We were naked, and sticky.
Guy 2: Shit, dude you fucked your sister.
Guy 1: Last time I take an ABC shot with her.
by Rex.Braman September 27, 2011
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lap shots

Having a girl on your lap as you each take shots eventually turning into a straight up make out session.
Remember that girl last night? She seemed uncomfortable until we did lap shots. Things got wild.
by Justhim2 October 6, 2013
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