Shmeeble

A Shmeeble is a fictional creature about 8–18 inches long with seven legs and cat-like coloring, known for headbutting objects, eating through its nose, and reproducing asexually through a self-severing regeneration process

Jimmy, don’t touch that shmeeble—you might scare it and make it act erratically.

Shmeeble by ShmeebleCompany© May 12, 2026

the sheet 

the sheet has the coolest things in the world on it. All Saints star bares her soul. 5... 6... maybe 7 dollars.

i punch holes for mindas.

the sheet by the person who wrote this March 23, 2004

ironing sheets 

i·ron·ing Pronunciation Key ahy-er-ning shēts
Verb

1)A term used when one is making love in a bed.

2)The act of moving up and down between or on top of sheets.

3)A bragging way of saying one has, had or is making love.

T Flava: dawg, where were you at last night?
Damion: Ironing sheets all night.
T Flava: Yuuup

ironing sheets by I go by Taylor on occasion August 7, 2007

spiderman sheets

Another word for immature dorks who are cocky.

"That guy at the bar last night was such a tool."
"Yeah, spiderman sheets."

spiderman sheets by brecky August 21, 2007

dictionary sheet 

This would be the list of vocabulary words and definitions the students in my class have looked up from the book. Some people who speak English would call these notes.

Can we use our dictionary sheet on the quiz?

dictionary sheet by La xray October 17, 2008

shitting sheets

the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.

Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.

shitting sheets by purplehater October 19, 2008

bounce sheet 

Bounce sheets are the blankets and bedcovers and anything else when you have sex on top of a bed/couch/whatever.

yo i got jizz all over the bounce sheet you're gonna have to throw that out.

bounce sheet by yokaiimawilddog January 19, 2009