kook shitter

a temporary lapse in personal hygiene, excluding toothbrushing and undereye mascara removal, that includes but is not limited to extended periods of wearing the same clothes, generally up to 72 hours in a row, minimal hairstyling, and layering of mascara. It is an early state of mild depression that can only be cured by, and caused by, whiskey.

That bitch be in the kook shitter throes man.

by PhilthyWords December 19, 2010

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Shirter

Somebody who wears replica football shirts all the time, not just a one off. Strong correlation with being a virgin.

‘Oh look it’s a shirter. Grow up mate’

by Amp12 May 19, 2019

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pussy shifters

Paddle shifters on a automatic transmission car.

Bob wants to think he is in full control of his car so he paid extra for a set of pussy shifters.

Only fags use pussy shifters your born with a left foot for a reason "the clutch paddle".

by TimeToFap July 28, 2014

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Light the Shite

Glasweigan kids game played on the nieghbourhood grouch. Involves placing some kind of fecal matter (dogs, cows whatever comes to hand) into a bag and placing it on the persons doorstep. The bag is set on fire and the persons doorbell is rang. Usually the person wil stamp on the bag to put it out. At this time and accomplice bangs on a window or door in the back of the house causing the victim to walk the mess through their house.

"Hey man that old git Smith totally grassed us to the cops last night"

"Yeah we should defo light the shite on the fucker"

by King Mida$ September 24, 2008

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