Sausage Stacking 

When one man sits on the toilet while shitting and two other men sit on top of each other and stack their erections into the man sitting on top of him.

Woah guys you’ll never believe me but I just went to use the bathroom and saw Ramiro, Logan and Lucas sausage stacking by accident.

Sausage Stacking by Takeachance September 11, 2025

Sausage Deficiency 

Sausage Deficiency is a disease suffered by men that are Sausage Deficient. In short they have a small Penis. The disease can be caused by many factors , they are but are not limited to , heredity , lack of proper use and so on. Sadly once established theres little science can do to fix it.

Man I was talking to Gracie yesterday. She was pretty bummed that her man Dan suffers from Sausage Deficiency. I assured her I could provide her with a Sausage Injection anytime she wants. So far she hasn’t asked for my services.

Sausage Deficiency by King Yamayama October 3, 2025

Sausage footlong baconator

The very rare occasion that a fat hog is crossing the road and you just so happen to be riding a motorcycle. You would have to yell “sausage footlong baconator” right before you complete strike and brutally murder the hog

“Sausage footlong baconator”
🐖💀

Sausage footlong baconator by Lukard_oh November 6, 2025

Sausage bap, with brown sauce

A tit wank, with shit as lube!

As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.

Sausage bap, with brown sauce. Where I went from up her arse, to between her breasts, without cleaning, or douche. Using her poop as lube for a tit wank

Sausage bap, with brown sauce by Deezergood January 25, 2026

Sausage bap, with red sauce

At that time of the month, when parting the Red Sea. Finish with a tit wank, using period blood as lube for a tit wank.

She was a bit too bloody wet to finish, so I gave her sausage bap, with red sauce.

It was like a murder scene when I'd finished.

Sausage bap, with red sauce by Deezergood January 25, 2026

cheeky little sausage 

Smart-ass or a person who is irritating because they behave as if they know everything.

- Pr0V1nc3

Well aren't you just a cheeky little sausage.

cheeky little sausage by Pr0V1nc3 February 18, 2018

Gettysburg Sausage

A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.

Gettysburg Sausage by Davenport B Fry April 17, 2014