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Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 29, 2023
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salt

Genuine.

Something or someone totally real, legit, reliable and worthy.
As in "salt of the earth".
That guy always has my back man, he's salt.
What you did back there for me was salt man, thankyou.
by wackadoo_seadog May 2, 2018
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SALTS

Smiled A Little Then Stopped
Friend: Sends a meme
You: Reply SALTS
Friend: What does that mean?
You: Smiled A Little Then Stopped
by anonymous November 25, 2020
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salt in your fore skin

a mid evil torture method that puts salt in your fore skin it hurts you tiny penis really bad
i will put salt in your fore skin

no daddy no
by the cool Agustise the 2nd December 8, 2021
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Salted Frosty

Semen coming out a guys ass hole after getting pounded under a palm tree.
Shit man, Cloyce is at it again! He taking it in the ass again under neath the palm trees. Man that’s disgusting! Ya let’s go inside and get outta here. Ya I can’t take listening to Cloyce scream like that. Oh my God, he’s done and now following us!

Cloyce get the fuck outta here. Oh and dude pull your pants up bro. U got a SALTED FROSTY coming out your ass!
by MeatBalloons November 17, 2022
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Suck my salt

Person 1: Oi faggot

Person 2: Suck my salt you gay bitch
by THEFINALCHAPTER November 8, 2020
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Calm the Salt

To chill oneself and calm down, hence "calming" the "salt"
She needed to "calm the salt" when she went off on that guy for cheating.
by legit123 #dab January 29, 2017
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