safety buzz

adj. The bare minimum alcohol intake to maintain ones personal chosen state of mind.

We can't go to the club until I get my safety buzz at home.

by Esq de Noir September 25, 2006

safety net

an extension of the slang 'safe' where a situation is extremely favourable, an ultimate plus.

Me: yo how much wud u rate this girl from 1-10
friend:damn shes a fine 10, u know her?
Me: yea im gonna see her in a couple of weeks and shes up for it
friend: Safety net!

by jungalistjez May 8, 2005

Safeness

Noun, Equivalent to "safe" with addition of suffix "-ness". Used in variation to "safe".

Person 1: "I'll get you your ganja by the end of the week". Person 2: "Ok. Safeness"

by Mohan June 24, 2003

safety rips

The stress marks and shreds in brand new jeans that are actually sewn around the edges so the faux rip won't get any bigger. Commonly found in stores such as Aeropostale and Hot-Topic for $50.

That's so lame that Jimmy cut the holes in his pants himself, instead of just wearing them out. Oh well, at least he didn't buy some bunk safety-ripped jeans at the mall.

by tha 1 who Trevs January 9, 2005

SafetySuit

A band that is so underrated, but people should hear them because their songs are so beautiful.
Have two albums, Life Left to go which was titled from a friend of the band that wanted to commit suicide. These Times which is a song in their album which is about knowing these times are hard, but they will pass.

Person 1: Have you heard of SafetySuit?
Person 2: Yea, their music is so beautiful.

by TJAlvi January 10, 2014

safety patrol

When you check in on all your friends the morning after a party

Dude, I was assigned safety patrol after last night's drinking session

by Pseudo_nym January 3, 2015

home safety monitoring

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!

Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3

by Kristakins+Rosie July 2, 2009