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San Francisco Sleigh Ride

There are several steps to completing a successful sleigh ride:
1. Do the person from behind
2. Cum on their back, being sure to smear it around a bit.
3. Take a shit on their back, right at the top.
4. Tap them on the shoulder so they become upright.
5. Watch your Nutty Cosby slide all the way down on your freshly delivered powder.
Karen and I were feeling a little squirrely last night, so I gave her a sweet San Francisco Sleigh Ride, then made her clean it up afterward.
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San andreas 

An okay game. GTA SA would be much better if the missions wernt so annoyin and borin. And also the game gets borin after awhile.

I KNOW IM GONNA GET THUMBS DOWN FO THIS SHIT BUT O WELLIX.
cj- oi motherfucker get me that ho nigga!
sum fat cunt-fo sho!
San andreas by Leigho February 2, 2005
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san ramon 

Wanksta Ville. A highly segregated city with a racist government. There are seperate schools for Whites, Blacks, Asians, and Undefineds. One of the last segregated cities in America.
I got kicked out of San Ramon because I am Pacific Islander.
san ramon by Ms. Carter May 6, 2005

San Francisco Swim Meet 

When someone skeets so much into a pool another person swims in it
The summer was so hot that Bob had to go to the San Francisco Swim Meet

San Francisco 

A codeword invented by a group of immature sixth-grade Seattle girls, they were in 4th grade when word was invented.
Code for sex.
OR:
A city in CA
Sixth grade girl: Have you ever been to San Francisco?
Random kid who has no idea: Uh, yeah, last summer
Sixth grade girl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Random kid who has no idea: Um, what?
Sixth grade girl: Oh, nothing.
San Francisco by iwant4piez April 1, 2009

san diego shit bomb 

while having anal sex with your girlfriend or wife or even a male friend depending on how you are, simply after a good long screwing of the butthole I'm talking about 20 minutes a least pull out and her/ his butthole will be about 2 inchees in diameter, take a air compressor and strap a dildo on to it for her/ his saftey. Make sure the psi guage is at about 200 psi and let her rip, in doing so shit should come EXPLODING out.

advice if you are a proffesional in doing this stunt make her eat spicy Indian food for a week straight and it will be one crazy mess. !warning! my advice is to wear goggles at all times beacuse my friend has ben permanetly blinded in his left eye
Broseph i did a san diego shit bomb with my boyfriend yeaterday a theres poop all over the walls.

San Diego Silencer

When someone is annoyingly singing in front, of you, and you kick them in the ass and they immediately shut up
random girl "SOOOOOMEWHEEEEERE OVER THE RAIN...OW!"
chris "shut the fuck up."
dave "nice San Diego Silencer."