rule 313

If it moves it is a fetish

Guy 1: dude did you hear about that guy who has a fetish for putting shit in helium balloons.
Guy 2: wow rule 313 right there bro.

by TFA_Shadowwalker_090 June 30, 2015

Rule 84+

If it exists, it's on a TI-84+ calculator. If it's not converted to a TI-84+ calculator, it will be.

Hey dude, the R34 is sooo good!
Dude fuck off, I only watch Rule 84+! It's epic!

by DanielGamer 9 January 13, 2021

Rule 2006

THIS APPLIES TO NBA YOUNGBOY FANS:
Younboy fans without a shadow of a doubt have/are...

jerked off to NBA young boy
beat women and pets
pussys at home but act hard at school
bullied by younger brother

listen to only young boy

cried when he’s been arrested
beat their dick with sand paper
claimed he’s the best artist
move around really stiff
flex their bb guns

watch romantic comedies and cry at the end

Young boy: “I feel like I’m Gucci Mane in 2006”

Young boy fan: Rule 2006 is facts everyone is true

by Dick Cheeze Demario September 30, 2020

Rule of Two

While a one night stand makes her feel used, a second hookup validates her worth. Then bail.

Remember that slut from the bar? Yeah, I used the rule of two on her.

by Lionel Matson December 29, 2011

Rule 68

N. If a song exists, there is most likely a Naruto fan video for it.

Guy:Dude that new Drake single is awesome!
Girl: hey, I found a Naruto AMV of it!
Guy: but it just came out yesterday...
Girl: Rule 68.

by Young Ice Trey March 28, 2010

Ja Rule

A rapper who thinks he is tighter than
50. he is the biggest faggot in the world!

Why r u acting like a Ja Rule?

by Manuel March 21, 2005

rule of thumb

Commonly used term orginating in the early 1900s, when it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

Rule of thumb? Can't do too much damage with that thing, can we? Perhaps it should have been the Rule of Wrist. - The Boondock Saints

by YousaywhyIsaywhynot October 23, 2006