Rule 35

Refers to Rule 35 of Federal Sentencing guidelines, specifically paragraph B, "Reducing a Sentence for Substantial Assistance," which makes provision for reduction of sentence to those who aid the police.

All this other porn crap about Rule 35 is completely wrong and idiotic.

Billy took the stand and testified against Marcus in order to receive a deal from the court systems to reduce his own sentence via Rule 35.

by Status One April 14, 2009

rule 0

This rule applies to people who are clingy to their significant other, and posts their "true love" on their websites. This rule takes them from "cute" and "tolerable" to "straight up annoying" and should be ignored.

normal friend: Oh, i love to have butter on my toast.

rule 0 person: OMGZZZ! (insert name here) loveezzz buttter. oh i miss him so much. i love my babyyyyyyy.

rule 0.

by falamabam March 1, 2010

rule 123

This rule states that if you are a hater, then you are also ghey. NO EXCEPTIONS

person A: Please rate and comment on my vid.
Person B: Your vid sucks ass.
Person A: I call rule 123, n00b.

by Winzz0r December 26, 2008

rule 2

rule 2 of summer school: never listen to anh.

3 + 5 is in fact, 8, not 7.

rule 2.

by Nostrum April 30, 2010

Rule 451

If it exists, there IS a dubstep remix of it

'Have you seen the rule 451 of Skrillex?' 'I know right, everyone hated the original songs'

by HaseoAura August 14, 2012

Rule 92

For every song there is a dubstep remix of it. No exceptions.

Rule 92: Wheels on the Bus go round and round remix. nuff' said

by youknowtherules November 7, 2012

Rule 59

Nobody does it better than Gaston. No exceptions.

Guy 1: I don't think anyone can make better spaghetti than I do.
Guy 2: Rule 59.

by SpanktheMonky April 11, 2017