Robert

Robert is the biggest dick hole (mostly from his boyfriend fingering it) you'll ever find in the known universe. Every girl he gets instantly turns lesbian and leaves him. He's sick 98 percent of the time and usually has penal discharge. If he even has a dick. Avoid at all costs. Gives a sick tongue punching the fart box.

Fuck Robert.

by Murtha Fuker September 17, 2018

Robert Madeley

A Robert Madeley is a poorly brought up individual with poor taste in everything, with an inability to interact with normal human beings

gosh you're a bit of a Robert Madeley rant you....

by Poon pulvirizer the 3rd November 20, 2018

RoBert

A Ship name involving 2 people that really love each other. Nothing wrong with being gay am I right?

Person1: Ronit and Bert just really love each other don't they?
Person2: I know, Robert is really a thing

by Stephen6982 December 10, 2018

Robert

A sexy beast who lives in the jungle that smart and intelligent but only listen to TikTok complication and get hella dubs in apex legends and only listen to sicko mode or no bamba

Oh look Robert is online like get this Dub in Apex.
Join party
Robert: Hola

Robert: Do you wanna hear sicko mode or mo bamba guys?
Robert: I see your shadows in my room !!!!

by TRAPLORDD February 21, 2019

Robert

My little cousin, we all see him, he always wears sandals or shoe that could fit Shaquille O'Neil, and hangs out with them fat girls who eat poptarts on the fucking bus even though the seats are burning stinking the whole bus

Robert will shoot the school but he moans whenever he picks the gun up because it's to heavy

by Sir Ronathan bortis 3 April 1, 2019

Robert gray

A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FREIND

U BE A Robert gray.

by gjfkdehgrfjdhfg April 4, 2019

robert osborne

6’ tall badass that will that will knock your socks off. Stay back and less you’re ready for a good time.

That man over there he’s Robert Osborne.

by Robert Osborne September 17, 2019