retard 

when someone is fucked up

Katie doesn't know how to fuckin talk or speak or walk there for Grannell is a retard

retard by Germany Wilkinson March 8, 2009

retard of ducks

a group of ducks that loiter in a hotel parking lot and make the motion sencer doors go WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh

A group of ducks sitting in a puddle in the middle of a hotel parking lot when there is a huge lake 50 feet from the back of the hotel. A retard of ducks standing under the hotel auning, because its raining, making the doors open and close.

retard of ducks by spartan104 June 26, 2008

raging retard

Your walkin' down the hall in school when you go by the SPED area and theres this retard thats flippin'out.

Wow, everyone watch out, this SPED's a raging retard!!

raging retard by ken-dawg November 23, 2004

Retard 

1. A person with a mental disability. 2. A really stupid and ignorant person who has no life. 3. Barack Obama

"Obama's such a freaking retard with his retarded socialist ideas.

Retard by computergangster January 2, 2010

retard 

slang for someone who is constantly undesirable, stupid, weird, immature, a loser, etc.

Guy 1: "I think I am best friends with all of them, but my football playing 'Friends' think I am a dousche and a wannabe

I like to pelt girls with snowballs and then run away to my mommy when they hit me back

I am a fat whitey in the rich suburbs, but I wear wannabe gangster hats backwards

I constantly tell jokes and do things that are obnoxious, immature, retarded, ignorant, etc. that most people think are weird

I like to brag about everyting I have and yet, my parents hardly have any money, though i pretend they do

I get terrible grades and my parents don't even care

I creep girls out by making random psycho sex noises

An entire fourth grade class signed a "bully note" about me

I pretend I'm all that and a bag of chips (which I wouldeat)

Most people hate me

I have the i.q of a 6 year old (if im lucky)

I make fun of people that are much more attractive then me

I am a fag

I am short and fat

I wish a girl or a guy (even better) would kiss me!!

I am an all around loser"
Guy 2: "You're a retard"

retard by girl45678493759 January 7, 2010

Retard 

Locally Developed or Mentally Challenged.

Look at that Tyler kid, .. what is he doing?
Bleh he's just a retard.
Nawh hes LD.

Retard by ACWUZHERE May 10, 2010

retard 

See Subhuman

RETARDS ARE SUBHUMAN BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO SOULS.

retard by not a subhuman October 13, 2009