Thunder Rain

A baseball term invented to increase your chance of going yard by the thunder gods. The thunder gods contains the greatest baseball legends to ever play the game. This includes Babe Ruth, Jackie Robinson, Hank Aaron, Lou Gehrig, Mickey Mantle, and last but not least Derek Jeter. The thunder gods have very powerful powers when awoken by the team using them. Thunder rain is a term invented by the Alpine baseball team. This power is released when you hike with your bats and arrange them in a perfect pyramid with 5 bats and 6 candles. Set them up with a candle between each bat and one in the middle. After set up you will begin the ceremony and begin yelling tribal calls calling the gods to be on your side. When finished with ceremony grab your bat and speak privately with it until you and it are comfortable together. This alone time will help you in the future when you have to trust it. When done your thunder rain ceremony is over and you can just go home and get ready to hit jacks at your next at bat or whenever the gods are on your side. Dont be scared if they dont show up till late in the game they can do whatever they want whenever they want. The end #thunderrain #srszn #fsu

The thunder rain gods will be on our side tonight.

by buckbeast15 February 19, 2019

Japanese Rain Goggles

They’re goggles you put on for women that are squirters. While performing oral sex on certain women that love water sports in the bedroom.

Put your Japanese Rain Goggles on so that I don’t irritate your eyes when my vagina explodes in your face.

by Eye popper February 24, 2019

spitting rain

Farmers term - sporadic heavy yet scattered droplets of rain.

Is it raining hard?

Nah it’s just spitting rain

by k. jordan June 10, 2021

Bacon It Rain

(Verb): When someone is "Makin' It Rain" bacon-style. Entails cooking a tremendous amount of bacon and feeding dozens of fellow bacon-eating friends.

"You gotta come down to Kyle's place man. He's bacon it rain!"

"I'm on my motherfucking way."

by Dild Oreilly November 21, 2013

make her rain

making her cum a lot

Everybody knew why Jolie was with Shay, he used to make her rain like no other. There was an unmatched physical intimacy about them.

by theGodWithManyWords July 13, 2018

Set Fire to the Rain

To fart while peeing

I was at the urinal when I set fire to the rain and smoked out the other people in the restroom.

by Steely Dan Cortez December 9, 2022

purple rain

The thought of having to pay child support after your girlfriend tells you shes pregnant.

Wishin' on a falling star

Waitin' for the early train

Sorry boy, but I've been hit by purple rain

Aw, come on, Joe, you can always

Change your name

Thanks a lot, son, just the same

- America Ventura Highway

by Rowger May 29, 2013