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purple helmet warrior

the penis which is evidentaly the biggest thing a man has! just listen to the song Pet Names for a Penis by Tom Green and you'll understand.
woah dude like his purple helmet warrior is bigger than mine, oh well i guess i'll just have to stick with 11 inches...
by kkkkkara June 26, 2006
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purplepjs

Hella cool website.

www.purplepjs.com
Yo, I just visited purplepjs.com and I had a hella phat time, yo.
by Broggi August 27, 2003
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Purple Feather

A purple feather is when a girl sucks on a man's penis so long and so hard that the penis becomes purple from the less-oxygenated blood.
"Dude, I she sucked my dick so hard last night that I got a purple feather."
by sillyson776 November 15, 2011
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Purple Crepe

A Purple Crepe is when a lesbian that has a blue waffle and a lesbian that has a red pancake scissor and the smooshing of the two infected pussies creates what is called a purple crepe. Just like a crepe this pussy oozes purple cream filling.Yummy.
Guy 1:"Bro last night was crazy!"
Guy 2:" Dude I know, before I started banging this grenade she had a blue waffle, but when her slut of a friend with a red pancake came in they ended up making a purple crepe!"
Guy 1:"That's fucked up man."
Guy 2:"Tell me about it."
Guy 1:"Did it smell like syrup?"
Guy 2:"Fuck yeah, it tasted like it too."
by Tig Bit April 17, 2011
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purple mushroom

while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.
i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget
by steven February 13, 2003
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purple

Extremely potent marijuana. Usually stronger than other types of weed. Contains a very high percentage of THC and has purple leaves. Famous from The Bay's own rapper, Nump, for the song "I Got Grapes"
Ay Brian! You got that purple.

I Just got dat purple from that nigga.

Imma try to cop some purple
by DummyDooDooYee January 8, 2009
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purple hammock

adj. or n.

incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.

derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.
n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.

adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.
by alan October 26, 2004
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