the Purple Moose

A concoction containing extremely potent hash that has been sprayed with crushed up Zanax pills, or some other prescription tranquilizer. It is rumored that if ingested, smoked, injected or anally inserted in large quantities, one shall see "The Purple Moose."

Mike Mussina.

by sux0r September 6, 2003

purple giraffe

Purple giraffe is when she sucks so hard your dick turns purple and grows longer compared to a giraffes long neck

"She sucked so hard and gave me a purple giraffe"

by spodderman May 23, 2014

purple jesus

A large amount of ends of bottles of liquor, mixed together with bug juice, and usually served out of a tub or trash can. Named because it is purple, and will be seen again later.

I drank way too much purple jesus, and passed out on the lawn.

by DangerDave September 12, 2006

purple panda

command for calling a window seat when the initial "shotgun" call has already been called.

Dude let's go to Wendy's...Shotgun... dang it Purple Panda. Now I got to sit next to that stinky sweaty hairy fat ass NARB bastard.

by Tom/Conwell April 15, 2007

Purple Onion

When you punch a girl so hard in the vagina that it turns purple and she cries.

That ugly bitch tried to rape me so I gave her a purple onion.

by mitsukosouma July 6, 2011

purple lips

Hickey on the lips, what you get when you make out with nick marfing from parade the day.

woah you have really bad purple lips
yea i went to a parade the day show last night... saw nick

by anonymous**** June 14, 2008

Purple Rain

A type of pollution-induced precipitation common in the Eastern Hemisphere. Similar to acid rain, purple rain has a higher acidity and is even more devastating when concentrated in small bodies of water.

Kin Jong Il spoke to the North Korean peoples about the dangerous effects of purple rain.

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005