professional

some dumb ass who sticks a fork or a pair of eyebrow clippers into a electrical outlet.

"Don't worry, I'm a professional"

by MissBoo May 26, 2010

faceboo-profi-twinzies

two individuals who both are in each others facebook profile pictures announcing a true bad-assery of friendship.

omg... did you see Brad and Autumn's facebook profiles??? they're soooo faceboo-profi-twinzies... I'm jealous!

by ooohhhhyea! June 7, 2010

Profoundity

very profound, with a little profanity thrown in

"one can't accomplish shit without first dreaming it" - now that quote has some profoundity to it.

by volcomv114 December 15, 2008

legal profession

The euphemism used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to the nature of their work.

Members of the legal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.

by Downstrike December 25, 2004

Professional

One who drinks excessive amounts of alcohol, way beyond any alcoholic.

A person who drink more than $100 dollars of alcohol a night by oneself at the clubhouse (By the way, its BYOB).
One who sees a keg as not enough to suffice, instead they order, directly from the brewery, 55 gallon drums at a time.

A man who drinks so much, it would seem that he has a fucking federal grant for drinking.

One who plays beer pong as a sport with strippers consistently, I know you wanna hit me up.

We are NOT, alcoholics, we..and my hat is off, are professionals.

We are professionals. We are so good at our sport that they might as well call us the mother fucking Yankees.

by Fred and Jonathan August 28, 2009

proffitt

One who is jewish and unaturally short.

Toms little brother is such a proffitt.

by Parker Perry April 2, 2008

Professional Racist

A racist person who's name ends in a racial slur, so they are recognized as a professional racist.

Have you heard about Nickgurr, that professional racist?

by Professional Racist November 5, 2021