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Pony Porker

A name for a "brony" that feels the need to convert everyone to lovers of My Little Pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.
" Someone please get these damn Pony Porkers off DA"
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."
by Dr.X213 June 29, 2013
mugGet the Pony Porkermug.

Property wine ponies

"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"
by Pumpkin Palace November 16, 2021
mugGet the Property wine poniesmug.

stud pony

(N) the act of having sex with women with total disregard to what she has to do the next day.

AkA a gary or mud duck
You are the way she's walking, the stud pony must have got hold of her....
by Jonakin September 3, 2016
mugGet the stud ponymug.

low pony

When you’re doing any girl from behind and she falls over, so you hold her up by her shoulders to get the right gallop.
I was riding her too hard, she gave up and me and had to rein her back in low pony style to keep on track.
by juggler_sometimes December 22, 2018
mugGet the low ponymug.

debaucherous ass pony

Is a girl with a fairly large rump that is into doing sexually deviant things and prone to always getting her way and when it doesn't work out she is known to kick her hooves and trot off
Amanda: I got knocked out last night by a drag queen for hitting on his boyfriend.

Harold: you were being a debaucherous ass pony again! Go ahead and kick your hooves and trot on off, clippety clip, clippety clip.
by Debaucherous asspony January 14, 2023
mugGet the debaucherous ass ponymug.

Riding the Coroni Pony

Testing positive for the Coronavirus, having COVID-19, got that Rona
After bar-hopping all weekend, I was shocked to discover I caught that 'rona. Guess I'll be riding the Coroni Pony for a fortnight.
by Beardo_357 December 2, 2020
mugGet the Riding the Coroni Ponymug.

Pony

Short for ponytail.

A woman’s hairstyle where all the hair is tied together, resembling that a of pony’s tail.
Ariana Grande’s edges are going straight into the trash wearing all those high ponies all the time.

It was too hot out, so I tied my hair into a pony.
by feministkilljoy February 8, 2019
mugGet the Ponymug.

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