A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.
This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.
Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."
Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.
Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."
Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.
This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
by spicy lengua July 23, 2009
Get the PITA fee mug.An instance where two individuals are out on a date and sit on the same side of the table/booth thinking that it is romantic when it in fact is and looks ridiculously stupid.
*happens almost exclusively in Pittsbugh, PA
*happens almost exclusively in Pittsbugh, PA
Person 1: "hey look at those two jagoffs over there on a Pittsburgh date!"
Person 2: "Hahahaha how fucking stupid, sitting on the same side...she must be giving him a handjob!"
Person 2: "Hahahaha how fucking stupid, sitting on the same side...she must be giving him a handjob!"
by Charlie Bityacaukoff January 23, 2014
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A low-life, lying scumbag who cannot take criticism. A person who is referred to as Randy Pitchford is someone who will shift blame onto others, and never take any level of personal responsibility. Also often obsessed with magic.
by ConradMurray__ April 10, 2019
Get the Randy Pitchford mug.A pretty decent actor, has been in films such as Fight Club, Oceans Thirteen, Se7en etc. Not overrated in any sense of the word, he's naturally good looking; people tend to bash him out of jealousy because of his good looks. To put it into prospective, he's been in some highly, some moderate, and some poorly rated films like a lot of actors have. The ''skeptical type'' tend to focus on the poorly rated films and mock him for his apparent ''bad performances'' in them as some of the examples on here show.
Dude 1: Hey did you watch Fight Club last night?
Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome, great movie!
Idiot 1: Brad Pitt is WAY too overrated because of his looks.
Idiot 2: I agree, there would be no hype over him if he was moderate looking, his films SUCK!!!.
Neutral Guy: Have you seen Fight Club, Se7en, Oceans Thirteen?
Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome, great movie!
Idiot 1: Brad Pitt is WAY too overrated because of his looks.
Idiot 2: I agree, there would be no hype over him if he was moderate looking, his films SUCK!!!.
Neutral Guy: Have you seen Fight Club, Se7en, Oceans Thirteen?
by ooooooof October 10, 2007
Get the Brad Pitt mug.Aunt Pittypat needed her smelling salts when she heard her approval rating had fallen to 18% after she failed to repeal the ACA.
by GRocco August 21, 2017
Get the Aunt Pittypat mug.To depart from a situation rapidly and decisively.
Originates from an aviation (especially military) term referring the pitch control on a helicopter, which is pulled to make the aircraft lift off. Recalls the idea of needing to get a helicopter off a pick-up zone with an enemy closing in.
Originates from an aviation (especially military) term referring the pitch control on a helicopter, which is pulled to make the aircraft lift off. Recalls the idea of needing to get a helicopter off a pick-up zone with an enemy closing in.
by BornOut March 5, 2009
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One of America’s dirtiest little secrets is its elder care practices and its death pits, widely present in all states across the nation.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020
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