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Painting The Taint

What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star
Painting The Taint - Ejaculating on the taint (the tiny area between the pussy and asshole)
by Archimedes3000 February 5, 2024
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Paint boys

by Abigail King June 4, 2024
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Painting the tiger

When a woman has sex with a man while she’s on her period.
Jo wasn’t overly keen on painting the tiger.
by Caledonian1976 July 14, 2024
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Painting her face

In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.

The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.
"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."
by Devil Jones March 4, 2008
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Put her in the paint and let her eat!

A phrase said when you throw all caution to the wind, usually in reference to a vehicle when racing, offroading, or towing a heavy load.
Bob - "I don't think I can tow this trailer with my Honda Jim."

Jim - "Well good buddy, only way to know is to put her in the paint and let her eat!"
by Dieselman994 May 15, 2024
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Paint

Something to eat when something is bad
Ate cheese that tastes like the smell of the cheese section of Stop & Shop if it were food? Eat PAINT!
by Stiky glue March 16, 2022
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painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.
by Timothyjbrick April 12, 2019
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