by aSurfingClown December 01, 2014
The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.
Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.
by Jus being real January 28, 2018
by #TheMostHighGuy April 17, 2020
John ran three miles and had a bad case of toasted scrotes.
Peggy was a freak and just could not live without toasted scroates.
Peggy was a freak and just could not live without toasted scroates.
by Tha Real D-Geezy May 04, 2016
Your such a toasted dope nugget!
by varholaj March 27, 2011
Similar to pita bread tits and garlic bread tits, toast tits are a form of breasts.
More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)
Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.
Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)
Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.
Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
by itsmyhandle September 19, 2016
A very cute girl who knows how to make toast with butter, and bring it to you with a smile on her face.
by glowbot4L January 01, 2023