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weezer guy

A grown man who tries to sex every person withing a 69 kilometre radius. He has recently been found dead in the woods. If weezer guy ever tries to sex you, run and hide.
"I saw the weezer guy came to sex you"
"Yeah but i made him run"
by MOURIJUANAGAYDRUGSSEXVIOLENCE February 13, 2022
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mr guy

Mr guy is the guy everyone aspires to be
Wheres Q?
Hes off being mr guy
by ___Mr. Guy___ May 27, 2018
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guy polar

This is a mental disorder in which you are unable to decide who to like. You switch who you like as frequently as you change your underwear. Although it may not bother those with the disorder (unless they have had it for a long time) it is very irritating to those around them.
Carol: So, who do you like?
Cait: John.

FIVE MINUTES LATER
Cait: or maybe Paul.

TEN MINUTES LATER
Cait: Actually, I think I like Matt.
Carol: UGHHHHH. CAIT! YOURE SO FRIGGIN GUY POLAR!
by ohsnapiknowyou09 December 14, 2008
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Anal Guy

A male prostitute who has an exceptionally large and worn out anus and uses this fact to attract wealthy but lonely male homosexuals. A lot of them also has multiple STIs (sexually transmitted infection) due to the fact that they are so confident and arrogant in their own anal sex capabilities they often neglect the use of a condom.
#gay4pay #pay2gay

Also used to describe timid boys who try to swindle virgins into having anal sex to preserve their virginity.

Can be used as a synonym for conning or swindling others out of something.
George is such an Anal Guy! He made $5 yesterday by having sex with a guy with AIDS!

I was fucking Anal Guy Edwin last night, but then his ass is so loose that shit suddenly came squirting out from his rectum.

Owen the Anal Guy tried to con his virgin Jewish girlfriend into having anal sex with him to preserve her religious purity, but then he got rejected because of his uncircumcised penis.
by ProfessionalCanadian! September 16, 2016
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Guy Bear

Someone who is super sweet, loving, and makes you smile. Your first instinct should be to want to hug them for hours. :)
Girl: Awww, look at that Guy Bear. I have an irresistible urge to just cuddle him. :P
by whyohwhy December 21, 2010
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guy hunting

The act of a girl hunting for a guy for highly selfish reasons. Done to acquire a "boy-toy", possibly potential boyfriends, or just a new friend ;). Best remedy for any break up. Usually done by girls, in groups of no more than three. Definitely a good alternative to a simple girl's night out. Equipment include, leggings to accentuate the size of the ass, a cute shirt, and just looking like a sexy bitch for the night. Guy hunting can take place anywhere, preferably with a pretty high population of straight males.
Friend 1: Let's go guy hunting tonight. Single life rocks.
Friend 2: YES! Let's go find hot guys.
by s0seductive November 12, 2011
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Guy Card

A hypothetical "ID card" that indicates that someone is a "real man". Used most often in a self-effacing manner when performing some supposedly "unmanly" deed, but occasionally used to mock another man (usually a close friend, said in jest) who has done or is doing such a deed.
"A lady just asked me where to find something in the arts & crafts department, and I was able to tell her exactly where it was. Where do I go to turn in my GUY CARD?"

"John, what are you doing watching this chick flick? Surrender your GUY CARD immediately!"
by JMS1 January 12, 2007
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