oil up i'll be there in 5

Something random that often appears in YouTube texting shorts, pretty much means get ready to pull a Diddy with me

In a Youtube Texting Short:

"I am secretly a man"
"oil up i'll be there in 5"

by marcothemonkey68421 November 13, 2024

hot oil enima

Attitude adjustment

When she is completely wrong and won't admit it. That bitch needs a hot oil enima

by jactkinson March 22, 2010

Bowser Oil

The refinery company that drills, extracts, refines, and distributes oil and it's counterparts all over the Mushroom Kingdom.

We wouldn't have Mario Kart without Bowser Oil!

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Lone Star Oil Gusher:

When you fuck her in the ass after she had street tacos and the back pressure causes a blowout.

Lone Star Oil Gusher: I was banging her from behind, after hitting the taco truck and she blew like a Lone Star Oil Gusher.

by Patrick Master August 15, 2025

oil fiend

A 2000s-born person who does nothing but smoke weed oil. They refuse to smoke actually marijuana buds, only hash oil. Their tolerance is so high, that they often can't find any satisfactory high unless it's through the process of looking like a crack head and smoking from an oil rig.

I used to be an oil fiend like you, then I took a propane to the lungs.

by DannyDay95 September 1, 2016

Danish oil

The sweat that congeals under your balls

I have so much danish oil in my boxers rn

by WhiteFIash December 13, 2022

oil stop

Good ole fashioned fucking in a car

Oh yeah her and I had to take an oil stop before I took her home.

by Justdevin Trump July 19, 2019