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Pity Dump

The act of, "dumping" your saddening feelings to others, causing you to feel like it was worthless to say in the first place and move on to another topic a second later.
{Person 1} "Sometimes I wonder why I can't help people. People won't come to me for help when they feel terrible, everytime I try to be positive, I end up going into the negative instead-"

{Person 2} "Wow, he's going through a hard pity dump..."

{Person 3} "Don't worry. He'll probably be better after."
by CreativeLogic October 9, 2015
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safety dump

You take a dump before you do anything important or go out anywhere just in case
Man I just took a safety dump before this long road trip
by Kingjoker January 6, 2017
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The dumping hump

This sex act sits firmly in the feces fetish category. For any woman who enjoy the aroma of a freshly pressed loaf; you my consider trying the dumping hump. She blasts into the bathroom while her man is vacating his bowels. Excited by the powerful odor she immediately becomes wet. Using whatever method is preferred, she gets her man erected and climbs aboard. In the perfect Dumping Hump scenario she will try to press her own log on top of her mans through the very small opening left on the toilet as she is cumming. Extra points if she can bank it off his balls.
Abigail know Chester was in the bathroom taking one of his massive post buffet dumps. It always surprisingly aroused her when she could smell it wafting through the door. She decided tonight was the night she was going to try the dumping hump.
by Go Balls Deep1 September 9, 2023
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thanksgiving dump

When you move into university or collage than your girlfriend/boyfriend and you dump them on thanksgiving. It can also just mean that someone took a massive shit on thanksgiving
Ashley : did you hear what happend to James?
Bertha : yeah he got thanksgiving dumped, what a loser!

...

James : Fuck.. I can feel a massive thanksgiving dump brewing up in my cheeks

Carol : EWWW get away from me
by kqm May 9, 2022
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friendless dump

A person who is shitty all the time like a dump that won’t come out and needs constant wiping. Friend of peeaira.
Hey Peeaira, sorry I sent naked pictures of me on my shit stained white sheets to your boyfriend. I guess I’m just a friendless dump!
by Poopsmmear May 26, 2021
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Dump fuck

1. Having sex with the person you broke up with.
2. Having sex while taking a dump.
1. “Hey I heard you and Shayla broke up. Yeah man but we’re on our like third dump fuck of the day so it’s all good
2. The dump fuck sex was great but we both had diarrhea…dump fuck-ception. 😎
by KnuttyElder August 26, 2022
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Shepherd’s Dump

Noun

Feces discharged from the body, after consuming a gluttonous helping of Shepherd’s Pie. Specifically, one which mimics the triple layered arrangement of aforementioned culinary delight by commencing with an audible discharge of dark and loosely assembled feces, followed by various undigested vegetable remnants and finally concluding in the voidence of a pillowy soft topping in the consistency of whipped potatoes.
A Shepherd’s Pie of this rich quality will surely be followed by a Shepherd’s Dump of complimentary magnitude.
by Everybody’s Uncle May 11, 2020
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