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ninja dust

verb. ninja dusting. The act of letting go a silent, putrid fart that permeates the room, and in an unsuspecting fashion, the perpatrator uses his hands to waffte the stench towards the nearest person.
I almost shit my pants and ninja dusted Gino in the process.
by Justin (Key'o'doh) May 13, 2005
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minge ninja

one expert at sneaking up on minges and taking them by surprise, then satisfying them with some tongue aerobics
"that Phil is a Grand Master Minge Ninja, she never knew what licked her until it was all over and she was left a quivering wreck"
by Sheepie February 16, 2006
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juggalo ninja

The combination of two sad obsessions of suburban teens with no real problems: Insane Clown Posse and Ninjutsu.

Not to be confused with an actual ninja. For all their ego and bogus mysticism, someone who's actually studied ninjutsu can probably kick your ass handily.
"Wicked Clowns, homie, I'm the juggalo ninja, I'll fuck your ass up as long as I'm home before 9 so my moms won't ground me!"
by NotJuggalo December 24, 2012
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wasian ninja

a wasian who is a ninja, this wasian is trained im many martial art styles and can kill with one good punch. Being a hybrid of both white and asian the wasian ninja is both smart and strong. If you cant see the wasian ninja then you may only be seconds away from dying.
I Andrew Li and my Wasian companion Ian King are both Wasian Ninjas.
by andrew li May 22, 2007
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Wood Ninja

A guy who very gracefully tries to grab another guys dong. Usually because he has hidden homosexual feelings, but sometimes just because he is a dumbass.
Eric is such a wood ninja.
by ElectricBananaMan September 2, 2009
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Ninja Bear

First seen at the Edinburgh Festival and worn intrinsically for banter, one can become a Ninja Bear by wearing the correct eclectic attire. This encompasses a furry-eared hat and a ninja sword of any description. Further items are permitted, the usual being a pair of glasses.
The Ninja Bear is a smooth operator whose habits are far-reaching and far-fetched. These include drinking with abandon, reckless nights of debauchery and kissing fit people.
The Ninja Bear was wasted last night, it was awesome. I pulled this fit girl and was thrown out of that watering hole for laying hands on a motherfucker, who was trying to ninja the hat.
by The Ninja Bear July 12, 2008
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Ninja Spank

The art of kicking, booting, or stomping on a females face when you have immense hate for her.
"Dude, Jazemine Sandwich eater just broke up with me so I'm totally gonna Ninja Spank her all night."
by Charles Dickenson June 12, 2006
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