smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

National grab ass month

December is national grab ass month so go grab all your girl-friends' ass and give them this excuse

John- grabs hanna's ass
Hanna- why did you grab my ass?
John- its December
Hanna- so
John - December is national grab ass month

by Anonymous writter 0315 October 23, 2019

four months

the amount of time John Kerry spent in Vietnam

Kerry spent four months in Vietnam where my grandfather served over a year

by Joe Yamato August 10, 2004

Pride Month

Pride month takes place during the month of June. It is a time when Xbox fans celebrate their poor taste in consoles.

“What’s with all of these Xbox fans invading PlayStation’s social media?”
“Sounds like it’s already Pride Month again.”

by Cryspus November 12, 2020

monthly blood

also known as pussy and/or vagina.

made famous by the Red Hot Chili Peppers in their song titled "Purple Stain".

Indeed this can be a fun place to mess around with on a lady, but catch yourself around it at the wrong time of the month and it can turn you off quicker than a light switch.

"I put my middle finger in your monthly blood is what i win..." by Red Hot Chili Peppers

by Freed-olay January 15, 2008

4th Month

A derogotory term when referring to someone named April who's name you can not stand to utter. Can also be modified to any other month to refer to other people with creativity uninspired names.

She's going over to 4th Month's house.

by thebuffbabe5 May 30, 2009

Black History Month

A month when non-black people are reminded that Black people aren't unproductive. We're black everyday. Besides, technically everyone in the world is black since civilization started in West Africa and spread across the globe before the continents broke apart. Stop being racist because we're all black anyway. Gosh

Black History Month Fun Fact: You wouldn't even know this, but Dwayne Mc Duffie, a black animator created Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Ben 10.

by Awesomegurl5450 February 23, 2015