Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.

If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.

by theSeth May 21, 2019

moose in headlights

when you forget it's actually called 'deer in headlights' so you say "moose in headlights"

He was like a moose in headlight *note - Carol forgot what it's actually called, so instead she said the wrong term (moose in headlights)*

by Jose Sten April 19, 2017

Moose move

A general scumbag activity.

Wow such a scumbag act, what a moose move.

by buoyhouse August 21, 2022

Moose

A fat girl that you end up having sex with

My mate pulled this moose mate

by smokeajoint 42069 August 10, 2022

rising moose

A hairy boner.

Back in Canada they called me the Rising Moose .

by ComicSanss May 16, 2016

Smokey moose knuckle

When you smoke a bowl and pack the bowl down with your finger then finger a girl with your resin finger

I smoked a fat one and gave this girl a smokey moose knuckle

by Turning point May 12, 2016

Baby Moose

The ONE AND ONLY mascot of Building Trades. A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE. usually great in bed

Are you serious, you've never heard of Baby Moose?

by anonymous March 8, 2021