Mental Masturbation

Manipulating usually flirtatiously yet without doing any actual sexual acts in order to get what you want.

AKA: ‘Hoeing without using your holes’

Just send a pretty girl to go scoop up that check. He won’t tell her no...
#mental masturbation

by FreakyFelonFriday February 6, 2021

Menta11yi11

Menta11yi11 is an instagram user who posts nothing but the truth!!! she is also very cool

'Have you seen Menta11yi11's new post?'

'Not yet why? What is it about?'

'It's about you shutting the fuck up'

by Speaking The Truth Only July 13, 2021

Menta11yi11

shes awesome and the coolest person around town

menta11yi11 is cooler than you

by Speaking The Truth Only July 13, 2021

mentally lil

when someone is manic, anxious, socially awkward, and generally odd. It can come and go or be persistent. The founder was LD as she was the first to be diagnosed. It can be cured with tito’s, hey fat boy, jeffy, cake, and sage sticks.

“Lil you’re mentally lil” - abbs

“i got diagnosed with mentally lil the other day and could not be happier”

by mentally_lil July 11, 2022

CEO-ment

When upper management makes a breathtakingly stupid spur-of-the-moment request or decision.

It was a true CEO-ment when my boss asked to see the pixels on our new logo.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 21, 2008

inter-mental

Be it a misconception, a fantasy, or a thought too devious to share, something that is inter-mental exists only in your head and quite often should be kept that way.

Can also be used to describe a similar thought shared by two individuals who suddenly realize they are thinking the same thing without even saying it out loud.

"Sick, dude. Next time you have a thought like that, keep it inter-mental."

"That's ok, baby. You don't have to tell me what you want. I got that inter-mental."

When that big girl in the ghetto fabulous outfit with her bra showing through the key hole back in her shirt and the frilly purple mini-skirt that doesn't even cover her butt walked by us, we were both overcome with inter-mental amusement and shared a laugh without saying a word.

by Gwydion808 March 23, 2010

Firework mentality

Has the mentalty of a firework, typically when mad. Their temper ignites and dies down soon after. When in ignite its not a good idea to be near them.

Oh god, i hate him so much and his firework mentality

by ToxicChaosTrouble June 29, 2011