Jared Marson

Jared : the original thottie, lifts everyday, has a fucking T. rex, smashed Linda- she wasn’t impressed with his Indian Weenie.

“I wish I was as cool as Jared Marson”
“Damn me too!”

by NickFolesMVP July 5, 2018

mansoon

When a guy's ejaculation is so strong, it blows over the girl's face with hurricane force winds.

My girlfriend was begging me to spew, so I gave her a mighty mansoon!

by PorkNPussy February 3, 2015

mason

mason is a word used to describe someone who is an idiot

oh my gawdd my friend is acting like a mason right now

by jefffmasss April 16, 2017

Mason

A fish

Look at that mason

by Dat Boi fish boi July 30, 2017

Mason

A gay lesbian

Hey i heard trey is a Mason

by IlikeBoys14andunder January 20, 2018

Maeson

Best person you will ever meet in your life. At first you will find him to be a stupid retard, but he really has a big heart. Many people might find him to be an ugly fuck, even though they are probably edgy teens trying to hate on people like everyone does. If you need any help in life, text him or call him. If you ever find one, talk to him! He is good at making friends and will never stop caring about others. In conclusion, never be afraid to talk to Maesons.

Random Human 1 “Is that a Maeson?”

Random Human 2 “Yep, talk to him! He’s a good friend of mine”

by I have actual friends October 15, 2018

Mason

The most irresponsible and cold hearted person you could me meet very abusive and doesn't stand up for any but his self.

That guys such a Mason

by Anonymous DirtBag March 16, 2019