Minecraft Pussy

minecraft sex mod now available limited edition no refunds children granted

Mom: clean the dishes johnny
Johnny: no im having minecraft pussy

by MommyMommyBoy January 12, 2023

minecraft battle pass

when you´re so confused you don´t know the difference between a block game and a seven-year-olds dating app.

I can´t wait to get that Minecraft battle pass

by shouldnt have started existing January 13, 2023

Minecraft yourself

A friendly way to tell someone to “kys”

J: You’re so bad at this game dude holy shit
T: PLEASE minecraft yourself

by Indytile January 18, 2023

Minecraft TNT

Red box go boom

(4th dimensional noises) Minecraft TNT boom

by The man in the walls August 5, 2023

minecraft icon

If 5-7 crazy stickmen taught us anything, the most powerful object in your computer.

Shit roger the IRS took our minecraft icon

by what kinda name is soap May 18, 2023

Minecraft break up

In the popular game Minecraft sometimes a personal beef will occur or a virtual relationship between two loser virgins or discord users will end occurring in Minecraft theft and arson

The hello kitty girl from vrchat burned down my Minecraft house because I told her we should just be friends that’s how my Minecraft break up was on my Xbox 360 when I was 11

by Thatsabruhmoment May 24, 2023

Minecraft Roulette

When two players stand next to each other, and destroy the block that the other is standing on; This continues till one player falls/takes damage from falling, and the player that didn't fall wins.

Hey bro, wanna play Minecraft Roulette?

by TaqaTaqu June 5, 2023