Lion's Tail

When you leave a little bit of shit on the rear of the toilet seat after you get up.

Damn. I just took a shit and left a lion's tail in the restroom. Oh well!

by MdstandsforMYDICK May 29, 2024

Lion

someone who loves feet piss and rimuru tempest

lion "i like piss and feet"

by welovecheetos!! June 19, 2024

LioConvoy

A Furry Toy Reviewer Lolcow who tries to make damaged people online apart of his family while claiming to to a Pedo Hunter and rages at mentally disabled people in call and abuses them mentally.

He also loves to dress as a Lion while drinking Dr. Pepper while acting he is high and mighty while trying to promote a site called batheinmymilk.com which is gross

Person: Hey did you hear about the Toy Reviewer LioConvoy?

Person 2: yeah I heard he is a bit of a sperg that thinks he can demand people to give him respect while pretending to be a Pedo Hunter

by Stellaron-Inc June 21, 2024

Lionz Den Fitness

a heap of shit placed neatly in the industrial district of small town daventry, what once was a great place to exercise with a cheap membership, great atmosphere and well looked after equipment is now a £35 a month mushroom infested mold covered broken down rusty waste of space. The settlers of Lionz den used to be a breed of advanced roided out massive lifters who would often give advice and treat you with respect, during the great push of 2023 they were replaced with roid raging pedophiles and arrogant fridge raiding weight snatching super setting bench hoarding brocolli haired gymshark wearing failed abortions (male and female we dont discriminate around here), the owner transitioning from welcome and bantering to a greedy twat who charges £1 for a plastic cup (true story btw) and refuses to fix anything or even clear out the mushrooms growing in the shower.
Overall Lionz den is a fall from grace going from cheap and accessible to expensive and uninhabitable

Have you been to Lionz Den Fitness in a while? i went in 2022 it was really nice
yeah i just went made me want to kill myself and curbstomp my first born

by notsomeonewhowenttolionzden December 12, 2024

Lion Cheetah

Tiger Woods.

If that boy took on a wife and seventeen mistresses just because he wanted to play all eighteen holes?
He be a Lion Cheetah.

by bitchuck December 30, 2024

Lionel

A Lionel is someone who eats anything and doesn't vomit. They also might just throw rocks at birds.

Random Dude: "Hey! That guys eating a bunch of rocks and spitting them at birds!"
Smart person: "Yea he sure is a Lionel

by Search up Lionel on U.D. January 24, 2025

Lions Bath

Husband says Hey babe I think I'm going to take a shower. Wife says, Baby no just a few more days until you can I want that dick funk.

baby thanks for the lions bath, should I shave yet?

by MikeDABernahy January 26, 2026