You Knee

a girl that likes playing video games and making sock puppets and doing magic tricks

Yooo that magical unicorn is a total you knee!

by sprucetree 1986 September 24, 2023

knee-boogers

1. knee scabs, especially ones which are beginning to hang loose

1. That guy's shorts are showing off some serious hairy knee-boogers

by nomadhacker November 5, 2019

Knee hiding pant leg tugger

Someone who acts hard around people who make them feel safe and starts drama with hopes somebody will protect him/her

That knee hiding pant leg tugger really needs a piggy back

by WiddleBirch May 13, 2023

knee knight

A female that sucks her way to the top

Wow she got knighted!!!. What did she do. Oh she sucked enough dick to get a white belt nothing more nothing less. She spent her time on her knees so there for a knee knight

by Maybesometruthbehindit January 11, 2022

Double Knee Slapper

A double knee slapper is when you hear something that is so funny that it brings out your embarrassing loud obnoxious laugh. So instead you fake laugh out loud and jump in the air, slapping both your knees going “Boop boop” then land on your feet, yelling “Thats a Double Knee Slapper!”

Dude, Dom’s Double Knee Slapper yesterday reacting to her joke, nearly made me piss myself.

by DomTheItalian November 26, 2017

Arden Knee

Someone who is sexually attracted to women named Natsuki and hates people named johnny Arden also likes to look at natsuki picturees

Omg this dude is such Arden Knee such a jerk why does he have to do that status

by jdal;kflksdf;lkajsdfl;kajsdsjf November 2, 2020

Strep Knee

strep knee
noun

A bizarre and dramatic immune response where your knee swells up like a grapefruit because your body decides to fight strep throat… in your leg.

Origin: Coined by a concerned patient and an equally baffled doctor, "strep knee" occurs when your immune system gets the memo about a strep infection (even secondhand from your niece) and goes rogue—attacking your joints instead of just your throat.

Joint Havoc (J.H.): A medically unverified condition where your knee revolts due to strep knee

Symptoms:

-One tragically swollen knee
-Joints that feel like they’ve been personally offended
-Fatigue that rivals a toddler after a sugar crash
-A mysterious limp that screams “I swear I’m not faking it”
-Googling “why is my knee mad at me?” at 2 a.m.
-Googling "can your knee be dramatic" and feeling seen
-Physical therapist side-eye followed by, “Well, that’s new…”

Usage:
“Yeah, I didn’t even have strep throat, but now I’m limping because of strep knee.”

"I went to urgent care for a sore throat and left with a knee brace—turns out it was strep knee, because apparently my immune system has a flair for drama."

by notangieeeanggg April 11, 2025