January 18

International head day

international head day is where you fuck or get fucked till one of you passes out

Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--

by Mvkeyzz January 18, 2022

January 26th

If your name begins with d e g i k f r l or j your crush has to say why they like u and write a paragraph about you

Its january 26th oohh lily wrote me a paragraph

Thats nice fred i wish Caleb was spelt how mast spell it so darlagh would write me one

by Not_drunk74 January 25, 2021

January 21st

people born on January 21st got BIG DIC ENERGY.

Dam bae i know you was born on january 21st.

by blevcxedYUSef April 19, 2023

January 1st

When a bunch of dumb asses post New Year New Me and go to the gym for like 2 days and give up because they are gay ass hoes

girl: NEW YEAR NEW ME STARTING JANUARY 1ST
guy at the gym on January 3rd: THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR, sees her at the ice cream store and asks her why she only went for 2 days

by gtgbbgrs December 22, 2019

january 19

National Bingus day

"Ayo! Today is January 19, National Bingus day! Let's praise the hairless smooth cat."

by bingusgrrr January 17, 2021

January 25

This is national tell your crush you like/ hug or kiss them day. Tell your crush you like them. Or hug or kiss them and they will have to be ok with it

Girl:*hugs crush*

Crush:”Right it’s January 25”

by Hcjucd January 24, 2021

8th January

The day I asked out my boyfriend.
8th of January 2020. The love of my life forever and always.

You sound go ask your crush out

Go ask them out its 8th january

by A 812020 February 15, 2022