Jake 

Jakes are pretty sound geezas. They have emo phases and tend to listen to music such as bad girls club, and smoke a lot of pot. They are really cool boppers and are always looking for a good time. If you need a good time make sure you call jake.

Person: I need to feel good tonight
Me: call jake

Jake by DreaderZ February 26, 2024

Jake 

Most badass bitch on the planet. Has a huge stick between them. You don't want to mess with a Jake. He's a boy scout.

You don't want to mess with a Jake. He can set up a tent.

Jake by thickcock121 February 27, 2024

JAKE 

Take

JAKE Means Take

JAKE by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. March 12, 2024

Jake 

A boy who acts hard to get but in reality just has a massive ego, annoying kids who are slightly younger than him see him as a king. Jake is someone who wears the same thing every day, and loves to be the best at everything. He is annoying but sometimes has a nice side to him.

Jake sucks balls

I pulled a Jake

Jake by Laughinglittleblonde April 5, 2024

Jake 

Jake is an interesting person who has a large ego especially when kids tell him he’s great. He likes to be the best at everything and if you fall he’ll fall over laughing at you. He can be annoying but also the nicest guy to be around. He snaps back in under a minute so if you need a friend snap him. He tends to get close to you and then pull away when he feels any emotion. He skis a little funny and is kinda like a grandpa

Jake sucks balls

A ANNOYING MOTHER FUCKER jake

Jake by Whiteshoe April 5, 2024

Jake 

Jake kun. He’s a real big otaku. And his favorite American show is my little pony, he commonly refers to himself as a “brony”and one time showed me a closet fun of guns with Apple Jack stickers on them, and then whispered into my ear, “I’m saving these for my birthday” he also loves eggnog

Jake please don’t bring those guns to school

Jake by 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 April 14, 2024

Jake 

the human definition of special needs in the form of skin and bones.. all the while drooling food down onto his bib

Jake is SPETHEL(said in lisp} don't be a Jake.. RIB DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY

Jake by whos ya daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 11, 2024