Free Crayon

When you can’t find a crayon so you grab your dick and cover it in paint and use it as your crayon.

Hey, Mrs. Downs, do you mind if I use my free crayon?

by I’m Derschian May 26, 2018

free-chia'd

when a woman accidently flashes her unshaven underarms, or an unkept bikini line shows.... or, the act of refering to another woman's unshaveness, non epilation ( "chia pit" )

"she should not wear that tank top, ooo she just free-chia'd me".....

"alright i will go to the beach with you today but don't blame me for the free-chia'd moment"

by pavot pavot July 12, 2009

free taco

A girl that is guaranteed to put out.

Buy her a drink, and you've got yourself a free taco.

by Holden Miccuci June 11, 2017

free pour

ejaculating into a woman without having to worry about getting her pregnant.

That chick is sterile so I get to free pour everytime...

by Guy 99 August 20, 2010

Free-Freedom

Freedom without consequences.

Basically that feeling we have all craved for the feeling that makes you feel like you are immortal.

Dude: I'm so bored! Lol I wish I had Free-Freedom!

Dudette: Free-freedom?

Dude: Freedom without Consequences

by FonZehhhh January 27, 2013

free hate

the opposite of "free love", free hate is negative behavior toward another displayed in a situation where it is not deserved or has not been earned

Sexual harassment victims who are speaking out in the media are getting a lot of free hate.

by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018

Cash-free

Having no liquid monetary asset; poor. Usually a temporary condition. Adjective.

"Wanna go get a pizza, brah?"
"Sorry, man, no can do. I'm cash-free until payday."

by Subdued Blonde November 25, 2017