Iron Clap

A women with a muscular vagina and also has a gnarly case of gonorrhea.

Person 1: Hey man did you ever fuck that chick?
Person 2: Nah man she had an Iron Clap I wasn't going near that!
Person 1: Sorry to hear that.

by Born At Walmart January 12, 2016

man in the iron mask

A) Said of a relatively little known person born into unfavorable social circumstances who is one day destined to become great.

B) the exact opposite of definition a, a person born into prosperity and wealth who is destined to be delegared to the dustbin of history.

While Marco Rubio or Ben Carson fit definition a) of man in the iron mask, Jeb Bush would sure fit definition b), only because the USA was NOT designed to be a nepotistic monarchy, but a democracy.

by Sexydimma November 10, 2015

iron banana

having a penis that has been through some tough wear and tear, such as broken cartilidge, a split urethra, etc.

"Damn, Jeff has an iron banana!"
"Your mom gave me an iron banana last night."

by Iron Banana January 24, 2016

Ironic lol

ironic lol is a way of making fun of the 40-year-old Karen on facebook that comments LOL on all of the Minion Memes.

Jeff-"My grandma just died dude"
Pyrocynical-"ironic lol"
Jeff-"Did you just say the words ironic lol?"
Pyrocynical-"......."
Jeff-" My name jeef

by kilty jr July 24, 2019

Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter

A very sexual act that is only performed by lesbians. You first have you and your partner to take 3 kilograms each of cocaine 12 hours before the act. Once done you must obtain an industrial size iron ore smelter powered by uranium. Next both girls should defecate into a nuclear waste container filled with plutonium 239 and 100 sticks of TNT in a lead container with a fuse on the outside. They then should prepare a funnel just large enough for a dildo to fit through. Once the faeces have covered the plutonium you then should proceed to take some M&M's covered in petrol. Combine the radioactive plutonium faeces and petrol covered M&M's in a large plastic bucket. Begin the act by inserting 3 large pieces of iron ore into the smelter and turning it to full. Soak the dildo in arsenic and insert strap end into vagina. The funnel should then be stuffed with some of the radioactive plutonium faeces with petrol soaked M&M's. Begin by inserting funnel into the receivers anus. Then the two should jump into the iron ore smelter when the iron has completely melted. The other person with the dildo should fuck the other persons anus with the funnel in it. The lead container with the TNT should have the fuse lighted and thrown into the smelter. Then a B2 stealth bomber should fly overhead and drop 2 nuclear warheads onto the smelter while the dildo and M&M's combust along with the TNT at the same time as the nuclear warheads drop onto the smelter.

General: Colonel, how was the top secret nuclear project?
Colonel: Yeah, we gave it a twist by doing the Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter.
General: Donald Trump could definitely use that on North Korea!

by AWP_69analmaster69_AWP July 30, 2019

Ironic

If you don’t know this your dumb.

That was an example I’m not actually that stupid. Cause that’s Ironic.

by TheOtherSideChick March 21, 2019

iron thief

A person who is blamed for the wrongdoings, mistakes, or faults of others, especially for reasons of expediency.

A box, a daisy and an iron thief walk into a bar....

by Iron Thief March 30, 2019