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internet profit

The moral gain one receives from trolling a thread or status.
That guy is a douchebag, but he sure brings in some serious internet profit.
by CSRT4U June 11, 2013
mugGet the internet profitmug.

Internet Guy

A guy who it seems impossible, that he has a life in the outside world.
"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."
by myer May 25, 2016
mugGet the Internet Guymug.

Internet handjob

When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.
I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.
by Lombardidegrada January 13, 2014
mugGet the Internet handjobmug.

Morning Internet

Internet slower than you normally have
by IAmTheRolo August 22, 2018
mugGet the Morning Internetmug.

There's nothing on the internet

That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.
God! I should have gone out tonight, THERE'S NOTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!
by LoneTree April 24, 2017
mugGet the There's nothing on the internetmug.

Internet Forgotten

The case of where you have something really great that you want to search because it could mean a huge impact on something, or do something big, e.g. change the world, make a new internet meme, etc. but as soon as you try to, you instantly blank-out, and forget. This is really annoying.
I had such a bad case of Internet Forgotten that between the home page and the search page, I forgot what I was going to search for.
by The Macbroker August 23, 2011
mugGet the Internet Forgottenmug.

BT Internet

Internet so bad it's like having no internet.
Look. he's lagging again. Must be that good ol' BT Internet
OMG I can't play this game with this garbage BT Internet, it's like playing a slide show!
by BigFishMan April 21, 2020
mugGet the BT Internetmug.

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