Internet explorer

One who explores the internet. In times of yore the internet was small and self contained, with everyone knowing exactly where they wanted to go. As the internet expanded, internet explorers began to travel from site to site, following directions or 'hyperlinks' from native guides. Early explorations were limited by the shear difficulty of finding anything. Today the task of not being able to find anything is largely performed using asearch engine, and like many traditional crafts the role of Internet Explorer is slowly dieing out.

Internet explorers were not the most efficient way of travelling the internet, but in many cases were the only option available.

by robcraine October 4, 2005

Internet Penis Size Contest

Comparing computer porn collections.

Jim and Bill's internet penis size contested ended with both of them feeling disgusted at each other.

by DarkAsTheNight July 30, 2006

Internet Explorer

The WORST BROWSER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!
There Is ONE Use For IE :DOWNLOADING FIREFOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heres An Example:Internet Exploder 6.66 (And Every Other Version As Well) Is 100% GARBAGE!Why On EARTH Did Idiot Exploiter Get Called INTERNET EXPLORER?Its An INSULT To The Word INTERNET!

by IE SUCKS! April 4, 2009

internet pollution

various forms of unwanted content displayed on the internet.

i.e. spam, pop-ups, porn ads

Going to that web site is almost not worth it because of all the internet pollution on it.

by Levi December 25, 2003

internet fifth

When someone refuses to say anything in an audio or video recording, out of fear of being incriminated when the material invariably ends up on the internet. A variation on the US Fifth Amendment regarding self-incrimination.

Hey I'm not saying anything to you while you're taking that movie because I know it's gonna end up on the internet-- pleading Internet Fifth!

by Buggy December 9, 2008

internet kids

Mostly used on tumblr, known as a generation of kids who spend all of their time on the internet.
Tumblr grunge

"We're just a whole bunch of internet kids, pal."

by Aestheticmacabre March 15, 2016

The Internet

Where men go to pick up chicks.

Girlfriend: "What's wrong with spending time on The Internet?"

Boyfriend: "Men only go there to pick up chicks, you know."

by Lynnleerae July 21, 2014